The London Olympics really insists that I not be allowed to understand their site. And they have employed a next-generation border enforcement technology to make certain that I remain ignorant of the games.
I live in London, England, and I understand that there is some sort of sporting event taking place in London this week. In common with many of our fellow Londoners, my wife and I decided to use this opportunity to take a vacation - far away from London. So we gave our apartment to an old American friend who is interested in the Olympics (and has event tickets) and travelled to France instead.
Now to our borders story.